- — Emma Watson.
- Eckhart Tolle (via merryprankster)
Guys be like “don’t wear leggings if you don’t got no ass” and I see you bitches walking around in muscle shirts without any muscles so pipe the fuck down.
Anonymous asked: Do you have any advice about how to get a job of what the audition process is like for a stripper? I'm a dancer but need a job... Thanks!
Would you like to work as a webcam stripper or club stripper?
As a webcam stripper you’d have to make a research on a few sites, I recommend you to look at myfreecams, onhercam or chatturbate. You will find all the information you need there: terms and conditions for models to apply and also the payment information.
As a club stripper, well…to be honest, it depends on the country. I live in South America and things are different here but from what I’ve heard from my fellow followers and other strippers, you’d have to find strip clubs in your city via internet. Check their sites, make a few calls and go to an interview (you don’t have to go by youself if you don’t want to, a good club will always care for your safety). If you go to an interview, dress sexy but not slutty. Do not give them the impression of being a prostitute becase most clubs only want dancers and prostitution is illegal in some American states. Ask as many questions as you want!!!! ASK ASK ASK ASK! About the tips, which music do they allow, ask if you have to tip the Dj, how much money can you make per hour etc etc.
Take notes and pick the club that suits your schedule best! Because I know that some clubs require dancers to attend the club several times a week, ok?
If you get an audition….Congratulations! It’s your time to shine! Get your nails and toes done, your hair, fancy make up and eyebrows, matching lingerie, pick the songs you like the most, make a routine (don’t forget to check the stage first), practice on your heels (stripper heels), pick an outfits to highlight your personality: If you are punk-rock: use leather or if you are pink-sweet: dress lolita etc etc.
And finally….have fun and be safe! Pay attention to your drink (do not drink alcohol) and get a lock for your bag (not all girls are honest and you don’t want to be losing things from your purse).
If you got any other questions, please let me know. Also, write to me if you get an audition, ok? I can’t wait to hear your naughty adventures!
HAVE FUN, PLAY NAUGHTY! XOXO Vina.
- F. Nietzsche.